One mission. One team. One man. One towel. The towel stays. The gun is for the rest of them. I do not run from the explosion. The explosion runs from me. Look at the explosion. Now look at me.
In Theaters NowThe team has six men. I am one of them. The other five are also men. We are the team. We have a mission. The mission is loud. I bring the towel. The towel is character continuity. The towel is correct.
The director said: leave the towel at home. I said: the towel is the home. The towel is on me. The towel is in the film. The towel is in the trailer. The towel has a fan account. The fan account is verified.
The gun is heavy. I am heavier. The explosion is bright. I am brighter. The villain has a plan. The plan does not include me. This is the villain's mistake. The villain learns. The villain is dispatched. The towel does not get dirty.
They come to me. I am in a towel. I am also in a vest. They say: we need the team. I say: the team needs me. They agree. The towel stays. The mission begins.
A warehouse. A target. Six men. Five do the talking. I do the looking. The villain appears. The villain regrets the appearing. The warehouse becomes an explosion. I walk through it. Slowly.
The explosion finishes. I do not. I walk away from the camera. The towel stays around my neck. The gun is gone. I do not need the gun anymore. I never needed the gun. The gun needed me.
"I do not run from the explosion.
The explosion runs from me."